女同性戀英語（和女同性戀室友相處的尷尬一幕）

What is the most embarrassing thing a roommate has walked in and caught you doing?

室友走進房間發現你正在做的最尷尬的事情是什麼?

This actually happend to me earlier this week:

這周早些時候我就遇到了這樣的事情:

My roommate was planning on going on a date, she is a lesbian and found a girl online. She said she would not be home for atleast 5 hours. I decided to clean up the place a bit in case it went well on the date and she wanted to bring her date home.

我的室友計劃約會，她是女同性戀，在網上找了一個女孩。她說她至少要5個小時才能回家。我決定稍微清理一下這個地方，以防約會順利進行，而她想帶她的約會對象回家。

I picked up all our laundry laying around the room and then put the clothes I was wearing in the basket as well. It still is super hot where I live and this helped me cooldown. I put the laundry in the machine but forgot to turn on the machine.

我把房間裡所有要洗的衣服都拿了起來，然後把我穿的衣服也放在了籃子裡。我住的地方仍然非常熱，不穿衣服讓我冷快不少。我把要洗的衣服放進洗衣機，但忘了打開洗衣機。

I then went do some other chores around the house until it looked clean enough. I went to check on the laundry and noticed I did not turn the machine on, so I went to turn it on and now had to wait until it was finished. I sat down to watch some TV and put a pizza in the microwave. While eating the pizza I found a great show to watch and totally lost track of time.

然後我去做一些其他的家務，直到屋子看起來足夠乾淨。我去檢查洗衣機，發現我沒有打開洗衣機，所以我去打開它，現在不得不等到它完成工作。我坐下來看電視，把一個披薩放進微波爐。吃披薩的時候，我發現了一個很好的節目，完全忘記了時間。

After a couple of hours of TV I went to clean up the kitchen. While I was cleaning up the kitchen the front door opend and my roommate walked back. I then remembered I was not wearing any clothes but luckily the kitchen table was blocking my lower area, so I played it off as if I just took of my shirt to beat the heat.

看了幾個小時的電視後，我去打掃廚房。當我正在打掃廚房時，前門開了，我的室友走了回來。然後我記起我沒有穿任何衣服，但幸運的是廚房的桌子擋住了我的下半身，所以我裝成嫌熱脫掉了襯衫一樣。

My roommate explained how her date was a total faillure and then sat down in one of out chairs, with her back to me I realised I could just play it as if I was not naked until she went to bed, she had to work the next day so I knew she would go to bed before me. I just had to find out a way to stay behind her, however staying in the kitchen for another hour would be really suspious.

我的室友解釋說她的約會對象糟透了，然後坐在一個椅子上，背對着我，我意識到我得一直這樣扮演得好像我不是裸着的，直到她上床睡覺，第二天她要工作所以我知道她會在我之前上床睡覺。我必須想辦法留在她後面，然而，在廚房裡再呆一個小時真的很糟糕。

I needed to come up with a plan and I needed one quickly. So while she was sitting in the chair I walked up behind her and started giving her a shoulder massage and asked her if she wanted to share more info on the date. Lucky enough for me so just put her feet up on the table, looked up the ceilling and started telling me about her awful date.

我需要想出一個計劃，而且我需要一個迅速的計劃。所以當她坐在椅子上時，我走到她身後，開始給她按摩肩膀，問她是否想分享更多關於約會的信息。幸運的是，她把腳放在桌子上，抬起頭，開始告訴我她糟糕的約會。

I kept the massage going for an entire hour without her looking behind her once, she eventually stood up and walked to her room and thanking me for the massage. Meanwhile I used the stool as a cover for my lower half. However just before closing her bedroom door she said: 「You do know our ceilling lamp is reflective right? 「 In shock I looked up and noticed that from the lamp she managed to look at my naked body the entire time. She giggled as she closed the door and wished me a good night.我給她做了整整一個小時的按摩，她沒有回頭看一次，最後她站起來，走回她的房間，感謝我給她做的按摩。同時，我用凳子作為我下半身的掩護。然而，就在她關上臥室的門之前，她說:「你知道我們的吊燈是反光的，對吧?」我震驚地抬起頭來，發現她一直在燈下盯着我的裸體。她咯咯地笑着關上門，祝我晚安。

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