給男朋友發污污的情話（14句有點污的肉麻情話）

14句「有點污」的肉麻情話，殺傷力極強，男朋友荷爾蒙飆升

1.喝醉酒是一件很色情的事，因為滿腦子都是你。

It’s very erotic to get drunk, because you’re all your brain.

2.你是方便麵，我是白開水，今生今世我泡定你了！

You are instant noodles, I am plain boiled water, I will settle down for you in this life!

3.你對象這個位置，我想牢牢坐一輩子。

You want to sit in this position for a lifetime.

4.既然你已經弄亂了我的心了，什麼時候來弄亂我的床啊。

Now that you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?

5.想做你的枕邊書，懷中貓還有意中人。

I want to be your pillow book, cats in my arms and lovers.

6.我想在你身上鑽木取火，點燃此生。

I want to drill a fire on you and ignite this life.

7.你怕不怕麻煩？不怕的話那就麻煩你跟我在一起吧。

Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, then please trouble with me.

8.我的手被劃了一道口子，你也去劃一道吧，這樣我們就是兩口子啦 ！

My hand was scratched, so go ahead, so we are two!

9.只想每天和你四件事，一日三餐。

Just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

10.哎，我昨天晚上夢到你了呢！你說我是想你了呢還是想你了呢？

Hey, I dreamed of you last night! You said I missed you or did you miss you?

11.生活不止有眼前的苟且，還有和你在床上的狂野。

Life is not just about being attentive, but also being wild in bed with you.

12.你知道我想變成什麼樣的人嗎 ？變成你的人。

Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person.

13.1月1日和1月31日，你更喜歡哪個？

Which one do you prefer, January 1st and January 31st?

14.零食你隨便吃，胖了的話我們一起做運動減肥。

You can eat snacks casually, if we get fat, we will do exercise to lose weight.

來源：煮熟的湯圓

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